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These funny jokes for 6- to 7-year-olds will be a hit with kids

Get the whole family laughing with these funny jokes for kids

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We all love a good joke, especially kids. Nothing gets the family sharing a few belly laughs more than a well-timed joke delivered by your favorite little person. Kids love to make people laugh with jokes, but if your repertoire only consists of groan-inducing dad jokes or those that are a little too mature for your kids, you may need some help. We’ve compiled a list of some of the best funny jokes for your 6-7-year-olds that are sure to be a hit with kids and adults alike.

Age-appropriate jokes for your kids

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What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed. — Because nothing is funnier to kids than bathroom humor!

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it’s full!

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

What do you call a cold dog?

A chili dog.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was his doody.

What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here — I’ll go on ahead!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Why couldn’t the pony sing?

Because she was a little hoarse.

Why are balloons so expensive?

Because of inflation!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes

Why is Superman’s outfit always so tight on him?

Because it’s a size S!

Where do cows go for fun?

The moo-vies.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

Why didn’t the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between us, something smells.

Why did the teacher wear his sunglasses to class?

Because his students were so bright.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all its problems.

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Who did the zombie take to the dance?

His ghoul-friend

How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him!

Why is it so easy to fool Dracula?

He’s a sucker.

What did Venus say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

The next time your child comes to you with a silly and funny knock-knock joke make sure to share with them these cute and witty one-liners. They’re sure to memorize them quickly and recite them to all their friends and family!

Kelli Catana
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Kelli is a freelance writer who has covered the world of entertainment, pop culture, parenting, and lifestyle for various…
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